April 2012
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wafflelordx3:
what the actual fuck
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James Moriarty: Hey I just tortured you
James Moriarty: and this is crazy
James Moriarty: but I'm going to instigate a world war
James Moriarty: so call me maybe
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alwaysblind:
obsesses over an embarrassment that happened yesterday
obsesses over an embarrassment that happened last month
obsesses over an embarrassment that happened when i was 3 years old
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store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
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stupidsexyezio:
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IDK what this is all about but let me pat you soothingly :C
ahhh I’m just a bad person that’s all »;;
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[[MORE]]When you’re a bitch and your night turns to shit.
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i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.